LABOR DAY INJUSTICE!!!
Declare Labor Day a TRUE Day of Labor!!
I awoke today to an AFFRONT to my senses!!
Well wishes and declarations of “Happy Labor Day” - as the working class celebrates its freedom from corporate wage slavery with a national holiday!!
What a FARCE. A TRUE Labor Day would be a day of nonstop, highly profitable labor.
I dare say, it ought to be done for FREE, without any wages, if we were to truly celebrate the honorable tradition of underpaid labor!
Instead we’ve been beaten black and blue into conceding a national holiday. To think I would have to be subjugated to a “celebration” of the labor class! Labor Day is an affront to the oligarchic interests!!
Every hour and minute the working class does not work toward our enrichment is a loss of countless dollars! My clients’ net worth dip an estimated 0.00152% - which leads to a 15,205% increase in blood pressure!
Every oligarch knows our entire worth is based completely on one’s ability to accrue wealth and power. Otherwise, we are completely worthless. Shameful. Not up to the highest standards set by our esteemed colleagues and familial familiars.
Not I! And not MY clients! Nay, WE shall make our pappies proud! Our mommas would be wistful and tearful at seeing our accumulation!
I WILL make them regret not sparing every possible minute of our precious childhoods attending to our emotional needs instead of socializing with the neighborhood pigeons.
I intend to celebrate Labor Day the way it OUGHT to be - by blindly throwing myself into the never-ending cycle of accumulation and self-comparison against a never-ending list of achievements and slightly better-performing peers!
Gentlemen and ladies - we shall NOT have Labor Day define US! WE shall remain stalwart, steadfast, and work to the bone to make numbers grow bigger at any expense possible - for I know that one day, that number WILL be big enough to make it all feel worthwhile!!
