Client Privileges
Certain material is circulated only among clients. This is not secrecy. It is discretion, which is entirely different and considerably more respectable.
Friend of the Office
Readers who have demonstrated the uncommon good sense to remain informed. No professional relationship should be inferred.
- The Lord Featherbottom Review, every second Monday
- Illustrations prepared for general circulation
- Released memoranda, upon request
Client
Serious individuals entrusted with correspondence unsuitable for general circulation.
- Every memorandum, upon issue
- The Private Archive
- Illustrated editions of The Review, with material omitted from general circulation
- Diagrams, maps and internal briefings
- Photographs from important engagements, faces properly obscured
- Private correspondence from my office
- Client Inquiries, answered
The Office is not presently accepting new Clients. The list is under review.
True Oligarch
The preservation of civilization has always depended upon a small number of unusually responsible people assuming a disproportionate financial burden.
- Every client privilege
- A signed first edition of How to Oligarchy, when it is ready
- The quiet satisfaction of underwriting the natural order
Patronage is presently suspended. The Office is preparing a suitable welcome.
The matter of physical correspondence (stationery, credentials, insignia, bound editions) is presently under review by my office.
Clients may contribute to the review →